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i had dreams of ascending
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No.553827
i used to dream about being this high bodycount slayer chadpreet, having sex with tall, muscular punjabi girls.
i now have to spend the entire first half of my 20s grinding just to make enough to have a family.
xNZTSO
No.554297
>>553827(OP)
Once upon a time
There was a boy
Good for nothing
Sleeping in his coy.
He worked and watched a atleast a gazillion self help videos and read thousand books but nothing came shit. He dreamt of banging his classmate raw but she was interested in other guys instead. He spent his time gooning gooning and gooning all day. Then he started a wishing.
First he wished for a social skills. He got it.
Then he started wishing for better fashion sense. He received.
He wished for a gf who spends on him. He got one.
He wished for banging his classmate. He got that too.
He made a wish for beauty. Too hard to be fulfilled such a wish. Would it take time. But it will.
He wished for sucking that one girl boob he saw in a function. One year later he found himself smooching it.
He wished for a girl who loves him even being bounded by promises to others. He got her naked to his eyes.
So far the boy had so many wishes for his broken humanity, he never wished for materials. Maybe the boy should have wished of wealth. Now the boy must wish, wish and wish harder than ever
xNZTSO
No.554305
MUST WISH
oDYs2N
No.554309
>>553827(OP)
Nothing special about being high bodycount. Anyone can do that. You'll be hated though. And not even happy.
Casanova slept with thousands of women and his deathbed regret was the one girl that got away. She was embarrassed of him.
Q+2YxW
No.554328
>>553827(OP)
I have ascended money gf sex everything just here for giggles
CtYLoX
No.554374
>>553827(OP)
Yaar SWOL
