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## just intro sheiz, can skip to next post ITT ## This thread is going to have several parts and sections and sheiz. It will be categorized based on subjects, pre, mains and interview, teacher choices, strategies that I had developed and used, strategy for nanhajeets and unkilljeets, mocks (all types and their usage), psychological warfare that you are gonna face as a candidate and misc tips and sheiz. I will proceed with readable english from this point on ITT to help save the time of the bros. ** NOTE for the Bros: ** You can ask away questions after I make the ending post with PS (END) or sum sheiz. Until then please refrain from posting anythang here so as not to rape the flow of it as it might take a few hours or maybe a day idk. It all depends on the trust factor bros.

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>>232 >hehe anan gramaatical mistake shudddup bladeeee

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>>234 ano sunimase, I will go to sleep. do not comment anythang here until I am done senor. >dox yourself nyo bladee faggit

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>>237 so dayo

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## Homework for newchakkas to banking exams (others just give it a read if you want and move on to the next post) Before you move ahead, I would suggest you bros to familiarize yourself with the number of banking and insurance and regulatory exams that takes place in a year and check your eligibility in them all. Just go and look up some bhangi coaching's video on it, they make them in a structured way and download the last year's notification and check out the percentage and age (monthwise )thingy. If you don't know it already, according to a DFS notice, the exams shall be conducted from 2026 in the following sequence 1. SBI PO and clerk 2. IBPS PO and clerk 3. RRB PO and clerk Insuarance and regulatory exams are conducted once every 2 years or so (do check them up yourself) I will only be able to guide you bros on the PO (bankwa) exams. The guidance on these exams will be applicable for clerical and insuarance exams.In insuarance you will have to study insuarance awareness instead of banking awareness. And this thread will be able to cover the QRE portions in regulatory bodies. Ofcourse I should mention it here that you bros should do your own homework for insuarance and regulatory by sitting for their respective mocks and pyq to find out if you need anything extra cause I have never sat for those exams. I should also add that for each of the above mentioned exams even with the same syllabus (even PO) they have a different structure with the same syllabus but of different levels so you will need to sit for their diff mocks to get a feel of each exam yourself.

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## General Philosophy of banking exams (again, experienced candidates may skip this post and move on to the next post if they want as this is already known information to them or somethang) This is gonna hold true for all QRE subjects (NOT Current affairs and static banking awareness). For all Quants, Reasoning and English subjects in banking, the questions have more weight-age on logic than on memorization of 100 formulas and their application. In SSC (or to some extent State PCS) maths as far as I can deduce they make one memorize 100s of formulas for 1000s of different types of questions. Candidates need to memorize them and types of question and the competition revolves around the power of memorization. The same rule is applicable for reasoning in SSC exams and so is English. In banking exams, clerical ones and RRB PO and individual bank recruitment of LBOs they focus more on speed. So even here the weight-age of memorization takes precedence. That is you are stuck having to practice on and on and having to use a few more formulas (I will mention them in subsequent posts) to get an edge. In LBO exams, more focus is given on Current affairs since a lot of times, people answering all the QRE part will be more and they will have a higher sectional cutoff for GA (general awareness). So if you have a lower iq or a median iq and have the age, focus on clerical, RRB more. (LBO exams have a lot more nignoggeries but you will be applying to them too) However in IBPS and SBI PO exam, they focus more on logic. In their prelims, they focus more on speed and logic. Prelims is kind of like rote learning. mains of such exams focus on logic more. So even if you haven't done too many mocks, you can absolutely get a higher than average score. But you shouldn't do that and must stoody bladeee if you want a job. But you will always have an edge over others. However if you have a low or average iq or some shit, do not be disheartened. I will mention a way for you. Rest assured that majority of the POs are pure retards too. It is just it might take a bit longer for you to complete the process. The way it all works is that >you go do a foundation from somewhere >you just practice the questions given by your teacher and mocks >in mains of ibps and sbi po, those same basic thingies will need be used in a somewhat complicated way so if you had studied maths in class 10 and did the basics of let's say algebra where you learnt to add x and y and now they gave you a problem sum >Yui got A number of apples. Gura Pyaari got B apples. They both gave all their apples to Fagayush as a bribe worth C apples. >If the number of apples Yui had and the value of C is 10 and 50 respectively then find the net amount of apples Gura Pyari had originally Easy right? Yeah but it gets more complicated and stuff but holds the same principle and if you can remember back in the day, most people were raped in maths due to this type of problem sums and needed a teacher to make them understand by hand-holding. hell you even solve these without even knowing algebra (only in this case not in all questions though). So if you were able to get these thangs in one go as a child without any help, you shall breeze through sbi and ibps po exams. And if you can breeze through those exams, all you need is to do practice to clear other banking exams. All you need to do is land a job, be it a clerical post, a grameen bankwa PO or even SBI. First we need a jaab and then comes rest. Now I shall proceed on the concrete stuff regarding the exams subject wise.

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## Mocks, PYQs and Topper Videos Only buy full length mocks. Do not ever fall for the meme of sectional mocks,, pdf course, topic tests, smart read lavda lasun (more on this later). The general principle is that you always sit for a mock and then after a few minutes of break, sit down to solve the unanswered questions. You should even go for the answered ones that you think you could have done in a shorter timespan but do it only when you feel like. You won't be able to do them all systematically all the time. You can skip the analysis completely when you are tired. In times like this it is better to sit for multiple mocks rather than wait to analyze them all. When you feel like you have had a grasp of the structure of the exam, let's say Pre of SBI PO, and you need to attempt it in a certain way then you can skip the analysis for the next 3 to 4 mocks and just attempt them. Forget about the analysis. Then, later on start with the usual mock doing and analysis doing thingy again from the next mock sequence onward. The analysis part will take longer in the beginning but with practice, you will be able to do it quickly. No, you won't be able to do the analysis in an hour like people talk about. They are lying to make themselves look better thinking randis will want their rape if they pretend to be smart. These are the platforms of whose mocks I had bought (in order of how hard the questions were in each of them in ascending order 1 being easiest while 7 being hardest) [only buy the ones I shall suggest] 1. Adda 2. PracticeMock 3. Testbook 4. Oliveboard 5. Guidely 6. Smartkeeda 7. YesMock (I didn't purchase this but sat for the free ones back when a lot of these mocks were free) ## note: at the end of month 2 of your prepp is when you should start giving prelim mocks. All platforms give out weekly free live mocks that are easier than paid mocks from all platforms ( the weekly becomes consistent as exams get closer). Try them out first and the first free mocks available everywhere. After another month is when you start buying mocks and I would suggest you to go for Oliveboard and Practice mocks at this point (more on this later) 1. Adda comes cheap and is a good source for PYQs specially mains PYQ (but you can skip it, more on this later in the PYQ section). They have free PYQ thingies of them all but for the free ones they have jumbled up all the sequences which isn't a problem when you buy their mahapack mocks (please don't) 2. Practicemocks----- This is easier than exam level (unlike traditional knowledge from early 2020s). You should buy this at the very start of your prepp when you would start to sit for mocks. For prelims, this will give you an initial self esteem boost. For mains, is when you will really need a confidence boost so you can give them once in a while. 3. Testbook ---- These are a good source of PYQs but they require you to buy their pass pro (as far as i can remember) and they tend to be on the cheaper side. The quality of these mocks are hardly consistent if ever. Sometimes the difficult ones (labelled) are easier and the easier ones labelled are harder. Do not buy these mocks. 4. Oliveboard---- these are on par with exam level but sometimes they too go below exam level (prelims ones) once in a while. You absolutely need to buy then at the initial stages when you start to give mocks. 5. Guidely and 6. Smartkeeda ------ Go for anyone of these( not both only one). Since Guidely is cheaper (I think) you can go ahead with Guidely. look out for offers. During notification times (usually) they give heavy discounts. Follow their YT channel to keep up with the discount thingies. These mocks tent to be on the harder than exam level and often has lengthy ass questions for pre but will help you. You should go for these after month 6 or month 8 of your prepp when you have developed a concrete base in your preparation. They will rape you a lot but as always focus on the percentiles. 7. YesMock--these are the hardest and better to skip So all in all, you are buying 2 mocks at the initial stage (you can skip Practice mocks if need be so only 1 mock). And 1 hard mock at the end (6to 8 months in your preparation stage). So net of 2 or 3 mock platforms is what you actually need to buy. It might seem that you will cover them all in no time but that is a pipe dream. You will have so much to do that it won't be possible and you will also be attempting livemocks specially for mains so it will be enough. ## Mains mocks Everyone lies about this stage. You can only find out the actual truth when you had cleared the exam and talk to people who is on the same boat as you and are in a gleeful mood or somesheit. It is then when they might reveal the truth about it. The truth is that the vast majority of the platforms that makes mocks, design mains mocks in such a way that they remain unsolvable. Which is not the case for actual exam questions which are actually solvable. While attempting these mocks you will never be able to completely answer them all which is a basic bitch news in the market. What they don't tell you out of insecurity is that even when you sit down after the timer to solve the unanswered questions, a lot of sets of questions (DI, PUZZLE, some misc) are practically wrong questions. The questions will miss out on key points but will have them in the solution part to solve the entire set of questions. Which is why you must skip all the analysis of such questions after a few hours (yes it might take you hours even a day to solve some questions of mains). After a few hours click on the solution tab and see if they had used some clue that they made up out of their ass that had no existence (neither explicit nor implicit ) in the question itself. A lot of time (days even months) will be wasted if you overthink about this thinking maybe just maybe you don't know the steps to go there and they ha

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>>248 what the hell yaar. anyways lets wait till tomm to complete them all. I will just put a tldr in case I am not allowed to post here ever. >You do not need sectional topic or pdf courses since they are useless and way too hard and hs no shortcut ways to solve them ingrained in the solution >pdf courses have video solution but those videos are meant to waste your time as they don't use shortcuts >you will practice from your teachers paid practice sessions either from tg or their classes >you can practice from yt like me too but now tg jhas all paid classes of most teachers in them so choose a teacher and go with it from tg >paid classes costs 3000 in entirety barring gk ca (for QRE) at max so go for it if the uncertainity of how long those tg videos might stay up frightens you (you lurk for a while and will find those vids) >The questions are primarily based on logic so no matter where you are doing it from, just do what rituals they ask you to and then raw dog mocks along with practice questions >initially you will have to go back to basic videos but after 4 months of prepp you can do all by yourself (exceptions will remain ofcourse) >parajumblkes and critical are sometyhing that has no fixed logic >do them from anyone and just practice >highe your iq, higher the cahnces of you scoring high in them >parajumbles and cr depends on the whims of the question setter so the key is to answer 5 of them and score 3 positives and still get a net positive marks in it unless you are absolutely certain that you do not know the asnwer >if you are good at english, skip the teacher and focus on mocks >rc will by itself teach you how to read and sheit >you will develop a faster way to answer them all with practice >in puzzle choose any teacher but if you are aiming for PO then forget about the thread method >if you have a higher iq go for (focus on ) PO exams as clerical exams requires lots of retarded people like dedication and high cutoffs

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>>249 GK ca you need a solid 3 to 4 months of prepp from weekly pdfs not the vast pdf. Only for banking current thingy go for the vast monthly ones if you think you have the time. No need to go for multiple sources just go for one and stick to it. Affairscloud is bringing in the static part in videos on yt so just learn from there unless you already have a video static part paid for. I did at max 2 months of current and scored 15 out of luck. Gk ca is mostly astrology and people have no idea where it will come from hence they stick to nignoging this teacher good that teacher good but they all same. Teachers will try to sell you fear do not fall for it let's say this year in ibps po they included rbi circulars as a word in the syllabus. All current pdfs in the market already was including the rbi circulars under a diff name since the origin of the big bang. YUet most teachers used it as fomo to advertise only they were including that chapter in their pdfs. that's all yaar. I will try to artculate better thangs. But by the looks of it I am only increasing the text and making it lenghty

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## just ask away your doubts and i will answer them the lengthy blog thingy might waste you bros' time. just give it all a read and ask away your doubts as they shall come in various time spans of your prepp journey and I will answer them to the best of my abilities. that is until I get an FIR lodged under my name for calling that uggo gobarjeeta drawing, "UGGO"

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>>250 also i did 2 months of banking ca from weekly thingies and international and national. You will find the imp topics from yt. I couldn't do the gk ca well but I made do with other subjects.

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I am so sorry ananwa. I had to go sumwhere for sum thangs. I will answer them all now. enjoy totlipyari in the meanwhile https://streamable.com/mlye25

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>>256 ananwa, what is habbening with your eggjams? bolo yaar. hope you make it too.

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>>257 >how did you increase speed in puzzlewa , blaady it takes time to do puzzlewa . And DI too especially caselets DI's . depends are you talking about prelis? >but how come these other banking n!ggers are scoring such good marks in those same mocks check the percentile and check what is your rank out of the total peeps who had sat for it. Again, always skip the sectional mocks and the topic test mocks. they are way harder than they need to be. In full length mocks for mains, they already keep them n!ggered up like explained above (as you have already read judging from your post). In sectional mocks/topic tests/pdf course that same n!ggerfication degree goes way up. You are left to fend for yourself to find the appropriate solutions for those questions in the analysis phase since the solutions they give are ass (for prelims). And the video solutions use the long methods too. So you are left to go back to the foundation classes to see if you had done the same type of questions or something similar to it to derieve a shortcut yourself but you won't find any for the above mentions mocks. For mains (sectional topic and pdf course ) though they have the solutions are need be since not a lot of shortcuts can be applied (only some pre level type of shortcuts can be applied), they have the solution correct to some point but they make the questions way too tough. In reality when you talk to the selected candidates on an one on basis, you will find that they didn't actually attempt the sectional/topic test/pdf course and even if they had purchased them they had to cut their loses and move on. You will end up purchasing things that will seem later on that you don't need and it is good to move on. think of the cost of it as cutting your loses. At most you would spend up what, like 5k for all these (excluding coaching). Including coaching let's say 10k. hell let's be more liberal here and consider that we had spend 30K for all costs (not including transportation, food opportunity costs, shelter and what not ). 30k is gonna be less than your one month's in hand salary as a clerk (44K) and less than half your in hand salary as a PO(72k for ibps and rrb while 82k for sbi). Also a lot of people (if you aren't already aware of it) will pause the mock and cheat through it. They even boast about cheating on Telegram. A good way to judge whether or not you are actually wea is to check the percentiles, marks and rank of the section you are good at. Let's take my example. I knew that I was strong in english. At the beginning was scoring like 70 to 80 percentile in that section in both pre and mains. which later improved to 90 to 95 percentile at the least. Now every time I used to check my weak subjects i.e. quants and reasoning and check up on them to see if there was widespread cheating in the mocks or not. Oliveboard rank and percentile is a good judgement of it. So always cehck up your percentile there (lots of people sit for their mocks so that is why they are a good judge of it). >Also does approaches come naturally to you in prelims quants or did you make any one section very strong so as to just clear the cutoff english always used to pull my weight. likewise see which section you are strong at. you cannot ignore the weaker subjects too but one strong subject is what's really gonna pull you up. Until and unless your lucks runs dry or somethang and that strong section of yours gets tougher questions when you shall be massively raped in the ass. So you know there are no concrete answers in this regard. Most of it is astrology and luck.

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>>274 even just cause of posting that pyaari si innocent si reel got my main account flagged yaar. Someone reported /ourgirl/ for nyo reason yaar.

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>>276 no yaar see this>>277

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> testbook has raised the bar of its mocks I didn't do testbook mocks that much as they are unreliable. If you already have them then do some pyq from them. The pyq you won't find in them (specially for mains) try to do from yt. For quants you can go to harshal sir's channel and for reasoning one will be a challenge as onlyart of reasoning has them and that too under a paywall (unless you can get them from tg (this particular one I have nyo idea if they have it in tg. So supplement it from your testbook subscription. Rest just do oliveboard and one hard one (guidely or smartkeeda). The pyq from mock platforms will have a lot of wrong questions so when your brains tells you to just leave those questions (in the analysis phase. For english just do mocks and from pyq from mock platforms is enough. no need for a video source. for wrong questions just check the solution for english and learn them. If the solution isn't appropriate use gpt and move on. They let you screenshot questions in gpt but have a limit and the limit is enough for one day's use. any ai platform will make do in this case.

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>>257 >increase speed in puzzlewa , >caselets DI's they hold the same principle as I had mentioned for the overall exam I will mention this once more. 1. you do your basics (from paid class or TG since now tg is avilable)[I had to just stick to yt classes back then as I didn't lurk enough on tg and didn't want a teacher but a teacher really helps and I have read your earlier post that you did buy a course so that is gonna be your go to. 2. you go to mocks. No need to buy mixed/sectional/topic tests. You will practice the questions in the practice sheet that your teacher gives out to you. You do not need to do them all just bits of them when you are doing your basics. 3. go to full length mocks of oliveboard and a mock is basically a set of mixed question set with a different name. The more mocks you do and the more unanswered questions you solve in the analysis phase the better you will end up becoming. 4. when mocks seem a bit much, go to your teacher's paid practice videos and pause the video that you will play on 2x or the speed of your choice. Solve the questions and see if they solved it using a shortcut. this is gonna be your go to specially in mains since you won't be able to do a lot of mains mocks. You will do mains mocks but you need to supplement more practice videos for mains (more so than prelims) 5. during your foundation (basics) screenshot specific questions that you need for specific chapters and specific formulas (for quants). for reasoning there is not much you can screenshot. but download the alphabet position thingy. I will attach my screenshot notes that i had made. If you have already taken notes either in written or in this or in some other form there is no need for you to repeat this step. just skip it. during your pre mocks you might need to go back tothese screenshots or the class videos as you deem fit during the analysis of mocks phase but you do not need to do it everytime. There will be a time when you will find it better to not go back to those. 6. what I used to do is download those multiplication and cube and square charts and what not in speed maths and everyday in the morning I used to go and take a peak at them.I wasn't able to do it every day but if you are sitting for clerical you will need to do this. Note---- I didn't use the thread method of ankush lamba as it seemed kind of what a kid with epilepsy would do caus ein mains of PO you need to use it on a limited number of cases and I found it to be not worth it having to determine wheteher or not to use that method for a puzzle in the exam hall for mains. However for mains of clerical it might come into use. But if the traditional method is what you can master (through sheer practice) added with bits of lamba's least condition thingy he taught at the beginning of any paid or free puzzle class you will make do. Again in mains you won't always be able to use least condition thingy so it will always be a gamble on whether to use it or not specially in mains. With practice you will see yourself taking a path on your own. Everything is a gamble and just do some work instead of overthinking sometimes solves things cause you keep practicing this way. >reasoning marks improvement tell me agin which teacher's coruse have you taken? all I can do is suggest free yt videos of spearate teachers for separate topics on who taught it best. Say anshul saini from banker's point teaches syllogs at a much simpler way. If you had already done your basics from a teacher and can handle the misc part to some level there is no reason to change your ways. With practice of each type of problems you will develop your own idiosyncrasy of doing thangs the most efficient way that is going to differ from what the teacher taught you. Since it is all about logic and the caoching is online, no teacher is gonna breathe down your neck to force you to go his way 100%. Just keep practicing. if you are seeing that you aren't solving the puzzles or caselets in time then you need to skip the timer in the analysis phase and instead just solve them. After a few days re-initiate the timer. As for caselets I used to skip them but for certain exams you can't skip them and sometimes the caselets used to be easier than the di and sometimes i used to do them (while sitting for the actual exam, obviously i used to practice them at home through videos and the analysis phase of the mocks; don't be autistic). There are no concrete answers to this.As again it depends on your built up intuition (built through practice and iq) and your luck. anyway to systematize this sheit would end up in astrology. If you have certain questions that you can't solve then you can post them here but then again it is all about logic so it is better for you to solve them yourself. You are always gobnna be alone in this phase. No two ways about it. But i guess in mains for those unsolvable questions, you can post them here only after actually trying them. at the end there are only a few concepts to learn for banking exams (QRE). The rest all depends on finding the logic using deduction.

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>>258 >>280 >>281 there isn't a day that goes by when m asshole doesn't pump out the fresh puss. Puss that keeps oozing out ever since Dayush started raping my asshole wearing a BDL cock sleeve. My only mistake? I tried to post some wholesome Totli reels and edits. the UN should intervene in my asshole and stop the genocidal extinction of it.

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>>259 What kinda disgusting psyops tehy played on you in the interview yaara? nothing yaar. they were really helpful. I never talked to anyone at the interview cause everyone and their dalitoid pota kept playing the status game. everyone claimed to have cleared this and that exam. I just listened from a distance and ignored. They wanted to demoralize other candidates. i remember this young faggit that failed the exam. He was actively hostile towards me as it seemed in his eyes.That guy kept scoffing at me even tho I never talked that much with him. WHen it came to his interview that faggit kept shaking. By the looks of it they sensed weakness and raped him in there. I just kept my calm and smiled. I missed a lot of questions and straight up naid that I didn't know the answers of them. My interview didn't go that well but I kept my confidence which is why they gave me average marks. and my mains marks pulled me up.

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>>260 percentile post karo ananwa.

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>>264 nyo yaar i will just take my salary and marry a hag who is 40 years of age. if mugiji is listening in on this, I am a gandhian

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>>279 yaar fuck that n!gger. He hasn't worked a day in his laife and makes GPT ass videos and used his baap ka connection to pump up his videos. If they rape me, they rape me. It is better to get raped and get paid 72 KPM than to not get paid and get raped by my baap and brothers for free. Atleast the banks have a fast and corrupt free process. which isn't gonna reain given the absolute state of thangs. But I see it remaining transparent for atleast 5 more years.

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>>262 >>261 sorry ananwa, only those anans who already kno, will kno. If I say it now I will end up making it easier for the faggits who want to dox and rape me in 3D

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>>294 ananwa, kya kia jaye? how can i get myself posted near DOON PUBLICwa Skewl? shaadi karna mangta

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>>297 >dukhi-dukhi, sad and lonely without them yaar This is good anan. Hear another plan of maine. laike If I go ujing a sleeper train there and buy a second hand omni for her and bring her with consent to the plains where it isn't that cold, will the bankwa pay for the expenditure? Won't they care about my well being? bolo bolo, what does your expertise in labour law say?

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>>299 >kadkadati thandi of UK and the pahadi climate you have such a naisu legal brain, ananwa. You sure will become the nextto Kapil Sibbal.

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>>300 >how much above cutoff should one score in mains so as to not get completely rayped and be completely dependent on interview marks it totally depends on the type of questions asked yaar. If the paper was tough then it will be less. This taime the paper was somewhat relatively easy. So having atleast a 15 marks boost was good enough to pass ujing average interview marks. I saw lots of them scoring 15+ mains marks and getting the jaab. There were also students who scored 10 marks or even 2 marks more than mainswa cutoff and still cleared the exam with a good interview. But do not focus on the interview unless you are a mid to pretty looking randi or some dehati who was born with the gift of playing the victim card or a quota or a physical retard. Only they get eased with a high scoring interview. For a general male to score high in interview he needs to work hard for it and some did score 85 to 92 in the interview despite being general male. Actually categorizing how much is a good marks is gonna be playing with astrology. Just keep stoodymaxxing and let the retards focus on astrology.

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>>307 >>304 >>320 henlo ananwa, I had sum certtificates poending usmein rat din ek hojayella. Hope you bros are stoodymaaxing all the way. sorry for the delay yaar >>320 >Apney bhachcel bhaiyon ko bhul gaya hai aise mat bolo yaar, rona a jayega aankho mein mera >>321 nai yaar wish karo ki jaining hojayella

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>>324 >did you also participate in this railgaddi ritual nyo yaar I didn't take coachingwas except those mocks for interview. Bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee here is what habbens that I had realised Lots of people clear bankwa exams unlike other exams where either they are really hard with limited seats (UPSC) or they are corrupted as hell (state/railways). So bankwa selected candidates aren't always paid anythang except a bottle and a certificate and these faggits sell their sould for a A4 printout and a 10 rupiyah wale pen. They make those humiliating videos where they rote lear a few lines and praise the teachers. People remain in a sort of high and the coachingwa institutes take advantage of it in these meetups and sheiz. One randi was gonna travel from Gujarat to bladee delhi for one such faggy ass thang. Like how in the hell can one go to these p[laces? Like it is hella depressing. A few weeks back you were in complete destitute or sum sheiz like you were constantly panicking about the shrinking bankwa vacancies and the banks preferring LBOs and CBOs for Sauthie politics wala validation. And now you want to dance? Dance for bladeeeee what? Bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yes you got a lifeline to some money (salary) but the overall world (endia) is deteriorating. People are gonna face much more brootality than you did in the upcoming years. This is just these normies trying to dab on the people who couldn't luck out on the exam. It truly feels like dancing on the corpse of sum fag. Usually I wouldn't care about such thangs but then I member that my bros here (if you minus the godzilla LPA elites ) are struggling in the same boat of mem exams or some pvt jaab. These normies bladee have their own blood struggling. how the hell can they do all these tamasha and dab on them?

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>>324 >a randi teacher using her nanha sa baccha as a prop bladee what is with these randeeee teachers ujing their baccha as a prop for clout? laike bladeee I ujed to get super annoyed seeing it all the taime. laike the whore will take a yt class bring in the child so that her team can make reels out of that laibu class so that they might go viral. Skip these whores yaar.

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>>328 actually be more pragmatic. Do use the classes of the randee teachers if they help. anythang that helps you should be take advantage of by you. Never depend on ideology or sumthang bros. Laike randis in your mock interviews will be particularly helpful. specially if you haven't talked with a rand. In my afflaine mocks there was this super pretty narthie milkoid jeeta in the panelba. She had the same eyes as that pahadan pyari that is banned owar here. (this whore was in her mid 30s but in actual interviews the whore member is in her 50s) I was fighting myself from dragging her to rape her hag body right there after chocking the buddhau moid memberwa. Anyways the randis in the real and mock panels are gonna be told to sit there making a face that randis make why feeling an ick. They will try to make you lose your confidence and nyo matter what you say that whore member is gonna look all serious and try to give you vibes that >killu yourself ananwa Never fall for that. It is either a randi member but I heard that previously it would be a moid member too so anythang can play that role. If it ij a male member, you bros can thimk that this bhadwa is trying to sabotage you and you need to keep your confindence nyo matter what answer you give out. If it is a randi playing it (usually a 50 year old whore ) it becomes super tricky. Specially if you had randi teachers back in skewl (your formative years). So here I used the good old delusion that I am God's gift to lolis and this hag (here literally) wants my rape and is trying to mask it in front of other males. I looked straight at their eyes and smiled saying I see you in their you whore as I kept telling my answers. Then I would look around at other teachers so that it doesn't seem like I am retarded. In both cases (mockwa and real interview) the actual hag and the pyari hag broke their character and had to smile a bit before getting back to their characters. Yea so this habbens

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## misc tips Bros, if you are doing descriptive here is what you should know You can learn the basics of writing from either sum paid or free videos it doesn't matter. You will find plenty of paid courses on TG for this too. Just pick one. They aren't rocket science. They really promptmaxxed the AI to check the descriptive portion of IBPS PO this taime in a strict manner. The highest pepo got wuzz laike 15 out of 25 when usually the median marks for serious candidates wuzz laike 15 and top scorers used to get 22/23. Anyways if you bros aren't already aware, the topics for essays will be given out by teachers based on current events, 2 weeks before the mains exam. It is plenty for you bros to practiceif you had already done sum basics before hand. Plus you will get the relevant topics if you buy a descriptive mock from a platform. Other than that you can look up adda youtuibe channel. there is a teacher named goswami and that guy provides weekly topics in his free magazine pdf through his googlewa drive. It is called elite pdf. Just watch one of his videos and you will see him explain it. In that magazine, skpi everythang but just get that relevant topic to practice. He does this thang all year long. I am not asking you bros to practice it every week or anythang. First fix your QRE and CA. This will take up majority of your taime. When you do find the time go do those topics. Cause some data (not those exact percentage and numbers, just content of what to write ) could have boosted some marks of maine. I just wrote and made up sheiz in the eessay and only my writing helped me clear the cutoff. Last year the checking wasn't that tough and I got a near 20 marks despite making up content. When I say making up content, don't be autistic and sabotage yourself, bros. I mean that yes I wuzz aware of the topic that I had opted for but knew laike 40% of what to write, 30% of those were just essay structure words and the rest was made up on spot. Do not do this as it might rape and year of your laife and a retard will get the jaab not you. Thangs are getting brootal already, not let it get more brootal than it already is or somethang

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>>330 nyooooooooooooooooooo you should never take everythang anyone says. You can follow what I said but while doing mocks you will find ways to manage thangs your way. I will be here yaar. Also regarding topper interviews (they call everyone a topper in coaching videos) Do not watch coaching wala topper videos on coaching channlewas. Even the solo channel selected candidates often say retarded thangs. Watch a few videos of them when you are starting your prepp but by month 3 or 4 of your prepp completely stop watching their videos. Then on just listen to yourself.

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>>324 >How come girls are doing much better in bankwaa eggzams than jeetus. bladee what I realised is that the people claiming a 100+ marks are mostly lying. only a minority of them scored that high. The remaining scored high in the interview either due to 1. actually giving a good interview (they had prepped hard for it and were mostly men) 2. most of his panel members had local people or people from same cast/language (this isn't always possible cause the officers get posted pan india) 3. they wuzz a mid looking randeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (this is the case) I remember the whore who had entered the interview room before me. That whore was blushing an all and started sayinbg all types of sheiz how good her interview had gone. the outside clerk bhau was a depressed guy in his mid 30s. He bladeee started making faces and started seething cause he had later told me how they raped him in interviews before. But all in all bros here can expect a average marks in interview . anythang above that will be achieved by a man who had prepped hard ad been raped harder by the panel. the randis however will be eased into it. Like i bladee can't stand a whore who scored low in the mainswas but got boosted in interview simply for existing. These whores of hags have already started seething and whining about getting home posting, getting preggo leaves and zonal/RO posting.

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>>329 yaar now on I will try to write in proper english. except when I shitpost. On this particular thread I will try to remain to the point so as not to waste the time of the bros.

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>>337 Check out the latest IBPS calendar and assume that next year they will most likely follow this schedule. The SBI exams are gonna be held before the IBPS ones so make a note of that too. Now calculate the attempts that you have left (for clerk) based on your birth month or some sheiz. It is gonna be either 1 or 2. Based on that you can choose to only focus on PO exams (because you might only qualify for 3 or 6 clerical exams). Also make use of the SBI and IBPS clerical cutoff optimization thingy by filling from a different state while sitting for the exam in your own state (check it out yourself i.e. verify these from the past 2025 notification) . For RRB, you will have to go to another state if you had applied it from there so if you can make it logistically then you can use your rrb exams this way too. Now what does that mean? Are there 2 separate courses for both these types(clerical and PO)? Nyo they are all the same it's just you can completely drop clerical mocks. You should fill their forms and sit for their exams which will teach you valuable lessons about the petty psychological warfare that both the invigilators and the candidates will be using against you like smudging the screen with ball point pens, supplying you with a shitty systum, the invigilator bhangis talking amongst themselves loudly and staring at your screen, the guy/randi sitting beside you notbrushing their teeth so as to distract you with their foul smelling mouth etc etc. >background you need nyo background. It is an open for all exam. The quants portion requires a class 8 level of understanding. And everyone is gonna be do their basics from either some teacher's paid course (or from TG), youtube or some books. They are all gonna relearn the old and new concepts.

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>>340 yaar look at it this way. What exactly happened with the manager? All they did was give him some gaali. Now this faggit didn't give out enough gaalis back because he is a cuck and cause it might not be feasible thang to do. Jo hoyega dikkha jayella bros. Moreover they are now raping new candidates with the LBO/CBO?clerical to PO exams . This rapes up freshers' chances at getting a jaab. This will only help existing cadres and some richie richfaggy soythie states. But even there they will induct corruption into these individual exams. The all india level exams are actually a good thang. Baki sab abhich se randi rona karne lag geya hain. All a jeet needs is a jaab. He can figure out the rest later on as new informashun enters his way

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>>343 *gonna be doing.............

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>>347 >Agar koi kuch bakwas kare to seedha riepu kar dena udhar hi ThanWU for this advice ananwa. I will learn the proper usage of the candomwa now. Extra large BDL wale kharidega ab apan

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>>349 sacchi?????? UGGHO wale milenge na? Bolo bolo guralawyernon ?

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>>352 do it yaar. do not help anyone until then.The bladeee competition will try to get you to help them. Rape them instead

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>>354 yaar everyday I open the totli's stories awaiting her pyaari si reels. Her fat filled eyelids are so chummiable yaar. Laike I just want her to close her eyelids so that I can chummi them in the morning. She really has those fula hua golu golu eyes in the morning when she wakes up yaar.

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>>356 >She's joining kaalegwa soon. Aise nehi karna chahiye yaar. Why is her parents raping us? Laike why on earth are they gonna send her to kallejba? the pyaari literally said that she gets pain peko when she stoodies. laike let her get marriaged to me and fix the genetic pool or sum sheiz of endia. Lekin nyooooooo I pains my dill to see such a pyaari girl being sent off to the gallows to be exploited by the pajeetverse. I literally feel laike the elites have us in that Black mirror kind of thang when I have to watch the pyaariest of them all go out to the outside world to be raped. laike nyooooo, i should have been the one to chummi and rape her. only me, me!!!! Nyo one else. Why the bl;adeeeee hell are pajeet parents so dumb? laike bladeee your girl is chummiable cause you wuzz strict an sheiz and kept her taste gwareeb. bladeee if you send her to kallej, she will nyo longer be innocent. Bladeee why are they ruining my laife?

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>>361 i don't thimk so. PO is an all india type of jaab. Except RRB Po where they will do LPT unless you already have that language in your 10th / 12th marksheet. You should check the notifications yourself to verify it. What I heard from peeps is that they are trying to make it seem laike rrb lpt is tough but in reality it might not be the case. Anyways with taime, try to look at places where they give out fake language proficiency certs applicable in bankwa jaabs if you wanna go the other state wala route where you have nyo common language laike a narthie going to karnataka/mumbai. I have nyo idea about it tho. If they increase the LBO vacancies this year only then the LPT will habben en masse but there are nyo neuj regarding it.

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>>363 always read the notifications yourself. People on jewtube will explain the same thang they read from the pdf. They have nyo insider neujs. Well there is a marathi sir, (akash jadav) I will tell his hinthi channelwa name to you. he sort of gives out accurate bankwa eggjam neujs before the official calendar is published. You can browse his channelwa once a month. Or just gets neuj from tg channels. that fag must have a guy in those calendar wala dept.

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>>367 kekkkkkk

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>>370 yaaaar that will dox me cause each bankwa has a different policy of the jaining process. If you are worried about the details don't be. There are yt videos explaining most of it. tghe rest you will figure out on your own when need be.

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>>232 ## english The banking english is mostly logical in sense. There will be a lot of pysops about reading editorials and stuff. What and how editorials worked is that boomers who didn't take any coaching like 600 years ago, could make use of the editorials to learn proper english. if you are bad at english, you would be following your teacher and if he/she does editorial readings in paid/tg classes then do it from his/her videos. If they are doing some other reading practice then you go ahead and practice from that place. If however you are moderate to good in english, skip this part. this is gonna be a huge waste of taime for you. You do not even need to follow anythang your paid engrishu teacher asks you to do. And forget yt cause they have a bladee 1 hour long editorial class. Time better spent on quants, reasoning or GA. How you can improve your reading/overall english is again through pre+mains full length mocks. In english you can opt for those sectional thingies unlike quants and reasoning. Now the more you practice the more you can grow or some thang. The RC you will be doing is by itself a reading practice. Thimk about it, you bladeee do every part of engrish through that. Now don't be autistic and go do aristotle wala RC. You bladee do RC from the mocks. that's it. Bhadwa bhangi teachers will ask you to read magazines and neujpapers and whatnot like bladeeeeee why? Those are all ways to sabotage your taime. For your descriptive as you will get those topics from either that goswami sir elite magazines (he gives out topics every week tho I thimk the magazine is a daily thang and you have to download them that very day or from all teachers on yt or hell even in TG they will just give out the current pdf of the english teacehr selected essays (current relevant ones for your eggjam). pick a topic and then you can read sum editorials based on that topic to collect data points. the best thang would be to just read the teacher's essay and collect the points from those very essays saving your taime. In case you can't find the pdf for free or haven't taken their bhangi classes, you can go the former route as mentioned.

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>>373 that i will do in the totli posting thread later on yaar. obviously i will try to mix fake and gay details to avoid doxxing my bankwa

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>>374 i will later on

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>>381 also to add somethang: The teachers other than goswami guy will give out topics after the pre result or somethang so keep checking yt for updates.

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>>381 also this advice is dependent on your iq. if you are retarded you do need to follow your engrishu teacher. cause you will need handholding in understanding certain context of hows and whats and whys in a passage. No shame in that just follow your teacher. In case you aren't retarded and the whys and whats and hows of a passage written gets in your head instinctively without having to be spoonfed to you, this advice will save your taime. you will see the teachers (the good ones not the bhangi types) teaching you step by step on how to bladee thimk which you don't need cause you bladee know how to thimk.

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>>386 also this isn't an endorsement of the goswami guy. i haven't even watched any single yt video of his let alone a paid class. i just needed a fag to give essay topics way ahead of taime and that wuzz the only guy giving them out.