In here I shall document my sincere and honest journey towards navigating the Kafkaesque labyrinth of getting a fucking job... every day from now.
rVTJwr
No.358
I spent something more than an hour scrolling through "any graduate" and "bachelors of technology" jobs with freshness 3 days ago and searched through almost a thousand jobs. I got irritated and saw a few jobs that are just reporting and excel work and applied for it despite the job showing 100+ applicants have already clicked it, just to see how many had actually applied, and as I guessed, there were 1000+ applicants in these jobs. Of course, of these 1000+ applicants, many didn't even have the necessary skills and still had applied for it.
I managed to get a relative share my resume to an HR from one of those WITCH shitholes and she called me today and asked me for voice process experience and I had to awkwardly explain to her (I wonder if she even understood what I had to say to her) that I am an engineering graduate and I hope that she figured out by my awkward speech patterns that I'm not going to suit for this shit anyway.
I try to explain my mom that I don't want to work in such jobs and she asked me how much does that relative gets paid and I say 40 to 50k and she just says why don't you do it? Money is all that matters to her and I can't really explain that communicating to human beings makes me miserable to her.
4NNHEV
No.360
>>357(OP)
bump
8M832z
No.362
>>360
What's the bump for?
nN9tjw
No.365
>>357(OP)
Bump
4NNHEV
No.368
>>362
bamanchan biradri
nN9tjw
No.372
>>358
Good idea. If you start in an industry you don't like, other industry won't hire you based on previous industry.
I am stuck myself in an industry I hate.
0nftOE
No.390
I wake up to find my whatscrap spammed with a handful of instagram reels about getting a job and these people will only share the link in private if they leave a comment saying LINK. I hope these impression farmers have a special place in hell. Of course it's about customer voice processes and consultancies trying to market themselves. I plan to send an email that was specified in the reels later. What's even annoying is I find these reels more informative than scrolling job portals because they have details about Walk-ins or job fairs that I don't find elsewhere.
My dad brought me the classifieds from a newspaper and I was able to find a relevant mechanical engineering job - maintenance engineer - for a small company that exists 40 kilometers away from my home. There was another job that asks for basic computer skills. I don't feel like applying to these. I mostly saw advertisements for site engineers having a civil engineering degree, accountants, sales and marketing as usual. Somehow I feel like civil engineering is better than other useless engineering degrees now.
I looked down and I see more than half the page full of advertisements just for teachers and principals for schools. Online, I mainly see sales and marketing advertisements, and in these classifieds it looks like teaching jobs dominate the pages, but I don't have a B.Ed. or a qualification to teach kids. Not suitable for me.
Since I spent more than a couple of hours scrolling Naukri, I was able to go through the fresh jobs that were posted yesterday quickly, and as usual nothing relevant exists. I went to LinkedIn and spent a couple more hours scrolling through maybe around 1000 jobs that were posted in the last week. I found the exercise completely pointless and absolutely nothing suitable existed there. Entry level position filter was used but still I found these advertisements specify 2+ or sometimes even 5 years of experience. 75% of the jobs are sourced from other job portals like Shine or careers section of companies while 25% of it were posted by the companies that have a profile in LinkedIn and they were quite useless as well.
I should consider LinkedIn as something less important than Naukri.
OvNqzL
No.391
>>390
I spent the past couple of hours searching "unemployed 35 india" in reddit, specifically threads created since July. Hundreds of threads and thousands of replies later - all I could find was just four to five replies repeating over and over again - be humble and settle for sales / support jobs, upskill (and join a course possibly with placement assistance), MBA, and job portals. Even saw a guy going SSR and leaving a good bye message and nuking his account with 200+ replies concerned about him.
Earlier you just needed a degree and you got government jobs, then you needed an engineering degree, then you needed an engineering degree and skills, now you need an engineering degree, skills and also proof of work they say.
4NNHEV
No.392
>>390
>but I don't have a B.Ed. or a qualification to teach kids.
they require a BEd for pvt skewls?
4NNHEV
No.393
>>391
brootal yaar, it is all the fault o the boomers and their constant need to wage a status game amongst their peers. They use their kids in this gamei. I have hardly ever seen muzzkikes do these. It is always the handus.
Most people could settle for a normal paying jaab even majdoor ones. Way better than ending one's life yaar
nN9tjw
No.395
>>390
>Somehow I feel like civil engineering is better than other useless engineering degrees now.
No females, only sweaty horny males. High rate of divorce. Mech fags are slightly better but barely so.
> I should consider LinkedIn as something less important than Naukri.
If its posted on Linkedin means they have someone in mind already.
>Earlier you just needed a degree and you got government jobs, then you needed an engineering degree, then you needed an engineering degree and skills, now you need an engineering degree, skills and also proof of work they say.
Because any idiot gets a degree these days by mugging up bullshit with 0 real world skills.
>>393
Truth.
KePlFm
No.398
nN9tjw
No.399
UIn7Tz
No.400
>>390
>another job that asks for basic computer skills.
chutiya. you should have taken it. I worked at a bookstore for a while and it was comfy as hell because the only piece of equipment I had was an old windows 7 computer and a register. Plus aren't computer jobs more valuable and broad enough for you to upskill and move to another domain later?
KePlFm
No.401
I wasted enough time on Naukri and LinkedIn the past couple of days so I didn't have much to go through today. I scrolled through maybe 400 to 600 jobs, then spent my time going through "india job search" threads on reddit. They suggested other job portals because LinkedIn is more about optics and masturbation and that their job board is basically useless. Instahyre, Internshala, Glassdoor, Indeed, WellFound, FoundIt, etc. etc.
I scrolled through Instahyre, which is quite small, and Internshala as well. I found some jobs there but I don't have an account yet so I'll try to investigate them tomorrow or another day. WellFound is for experienced professionals trying to get a job in a startup that will probably shut down in a year or two because statistically 90% of startups just die. So many AI startups. Quite annoying.
Glassdoor seems to have quite a lot of fresher jobs but when I look at the company details they turn out to be somewhat shady. Today I'm just going to spend observing and not clicking on anything, and it's Friday so not much activity going on in these places. Sundays will be even quieter.
>>400
Even a janitor job in a first world country is heaven compared to Indian workplaces.
nN9tjw
No.404
>>401
Michael page
