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nwIPDg

No.459893

So I read your jainGPT thread in its entirety and narrowed down the prablems as follows

>it costed you 44k till now

>you need 20k this year or sum sheit

>you bought sum hosting thang for 3K that takes care of 3 months or sumthang that I don't understand cause I am technically retarded

>you are mentally drained from modding this place or somethang

Here is the BAMAN Corp. Consultancy report on how to fix thangs

>make that thang last for 6 months at least

>My fren who isn't me will pay you 70 to 72k in installments from certain cyber cafes strating from a few months

>You remain as the fagmin along with the mods that you have (how else will we (auto-excised) you mentally?)

So that takes care of 2 to 3 years worth of expenses right? Till then you will find a way to dhandomaxx this sheiz and ananwas here will get jaabs and will be able to donate bits and stuff in the coming years and we shall see.

what i bladee need

I have been saying it for the nth time yaar. Bladee implement a payment service (an already existing one) where someone can pay using rupay cards and UPI. This way my friend can go to a cyber cafe and get a bladee (auto-excised) to pay that money easily.

How will he find a cyber cafe guy who uses AMEX VISA GIGAchad credit card.

>BUT ananwa giving my upi id will (auto-excised) me

bladeeeeeeeeee I am not asking you to give out your upi id. ALL I am asking is for you to have the same buymeacoffee thang where the users (my friend) can pay using UPI/rupay debit card that is easily available in the pajeet market.

your problem is that you are bladeeee ujing a amerimutt salushion for a shrimple bladee pajeet problem.

You litrerally have a BTECH degree. Figure out this prablem.

Amidst the fog of war or sumthang, only guralawyer ananwa talked some sense in that thread

>Are you pregnant by any chance? One of my favourite pyaaris retired from streaming because she was diagnosed with and suffering from pregnancy. People tend to take rash decisions when they are pregnant. Don't do it yaara

note

please (auto-excised) this thread in a few days of taime (i will self report it later on) so that when my fren goes to the cyber cafe that cafe guy won't be able to dox my friend that easily.

Anonymous

IN

GpWLSM

No.459895

>>459893(OP)

sure yui,

it's your "friend" who is totally not you, who has a sarkari jaab and ears gorillions of lakhs per month, who is suddenly interested in single-handedly financing this dehati tel malish forum because he gets to openly post about his pedo fetishes

Anonymous

IN

L6GFcX

No.459896

>>459893(OP)

jainyush refers to Hindu girls as "Foid". Venus is punishing him.

AP

nwIPDg

No.459900

>>459895

yaar I will even drop this avatar in a few days. I do not want any negative attenshun

AP

nwIPDg

No.459901

>>459896

Anonymous

ARYA

VROhhS

No.459904

>>459893(OP)

Dyaush is a gorillion lpa jaab haver and this is just a glowiepit. The whatsapp group already consumed many poorfags and now they have been sent as spies to pakistan.

Anonymous

IN

jMp1Yy

No.459908

>>459895

yui bhaiya ne site baccha liya! Arigato gosamizu ~

Anonymous

IN

eTcq5V

No.459954

>>459893(OP)

And what does your supposed friend gain from this? Also 70k-72k is a very specific figure. Could you show your calculations in arriving at that figure?

Anonymous

IN

TGpGwF

No.459956

>>459893(OP)

Yaar just start a desi general on 4chan /b/ if you care so much. There will be less censorship as well.

Run it parallel to bhach for a couple of weeks until everyone gets aware of it.

Anonymous

IN

xx8G/E

No.459971

>>459904

this lol mf earns 60+ lpa and crying about 60k topkek bhachiyas falling for jain scam yet again

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nwIPDg

No.459977

>>459954

Back then, my fren who isn't me was jaabless. Back when the baniya had opened a donashun thang.

This friend of mine had promised to pay one month of his salary to continue on with this site.

Anonymous

IN

yduDnW

No.459991

>>459977

salary kitni saar? which level gormint employee are u wagiechad yui anon?

abhi toh gormint salary dugni hogyi yaa honein vaali hogi

Anonymous

IN

eTcq5V

No.459992

>>459991

He literally answered it, 70k basic plus DA less TDS , plus 2k non taxable allowances

Anonymous

IN

yduDnW

No.459993

>>459992

brootal lifemogg

Anonymous

IN

ZsJotP

No.460004

>>459971

this.

gayaush used to say he'll handle chaddi forum till 2027. now he is malding at the beginning of 2026

Anonymous

ARYA

u7xWTr

No.460015

>>459893(OP)

>your problem is that you are bladeeee ujing a amerimutt salushion for a shrimple bladee pajeet problem.

This is genuinely a good point.

Anonymous

ARYA

u7xWTr

No.460016

>>459895

Don't be silly, everyone knows yui is poor and he is from middle classwa family, like me. It is only now he is going to be making big bucks. Stick to realistic theories, such as how Yui anon is never here when saba/gura pyari is on vacation. That is because he is creampieing us and busy cucking all the shrimps. YUI BLADEEE!!!

Anonymous

IN

NclFro

No.460017

>>459992

Coomed

Anonymous

ARYA

u7xWTr

No.460018

>>459992

>70k basic plus

BRVTAL

^

CH

mfEQxm

No.460029

Alternately post an image of you and Mudi-Ji smiling together Dyaush and present 2-3 Hindu babies (male) with Swastikas on their forehead and i will donate 70 k

AN

cebVxK

No.460081

>>459893(OP)

yui anon how to prepare for bank job

Anonymous

IN

3hMg1R

No.460208

>>459893(OP)

Based yuibhai!

Anonymous

IN

3hMg1R

No.460213

>>459900

Nyooooo. Don't listen to fags yaar. No ones going to come after you. Dobal saab has given special clearance for yuipostingu. We need your guidance for sarkari eggjamwaas.

Anonymous

IN

R5VEoK

No.460223

Dayush will never delete this site, it's his only source of dopamine.

He wants to feel like a "owner" and he gets to experience while micro managing threads. He gets bullied by white colleagues.

Anonymous

IN

hIq0fj

No.460297

>>459895

Lmaoo literally BTFO this double crossing piece of shit pedofaggot.

Anonymous

IN

hIq0fj

No.460298

>>460016

Nice try yuikike

AP

nwIPDg

No.460458

>>460016

>is never here when saba/gura pyari is on vacation

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nwIPDg

No.460461

>>460081

i have a thread on /job/

https://bharatchan.com/board/job/thread/232#post-232

>>460213

don't worry yaar. keep stoodying

>>460223

>He gets bullied by white colleagues.

kekkkkkkkkk

Anonymous

KA

/8Kz6M

No.461037

>>459893(OP)

Hi saar, thank you and i mean it. You just got the job and i am genuinely happy for this.

Regarding the generosity of your friend. I don't recall any such promises so please do not feel compelled to do any of these. I would appreciate the words itself which are more than enough.

>>make that thang last for 6 months at least

>>My fren who isn't me will pay you 70 to 72k in installments from certain cyber cafes strating from a few months

>>You remain as the fagmin along with the mods that you have (how else will we rape you mentally?)

>So that takes care of 2 to 3 years worth of expenses right? Till then you will find a way to dhandomaxx this sheiz and ananwas here will get jaabs and will be able to donate bits and stuff in the coming years and we shall see.

It can yes, as discussed and mentioned in notifications earlier i am not getting myself involved in any oversight unless directly needs address from mods. I want to relax and spend more time on other things.

For now it's as stated extended for 3 months with things have been shared in notification.

Please please only donate if you think you feel like throwing your money away nothing else. Even if your fren doesn't I have no issues at all and genuinely i am fine with all that. As stated earlier - i don't recall any promises so there are no obligations to follow.

> Bladee implement a payment service (an already existing one) where someone can pay using rupay cards and UPI. This way my friend can go to a cyber cafe and get a bladee bhangi to pay that money easily.

I need some time to relax, i will try to first shift this place to the new server and have some changes done. I will do something about the payments - if i do homepage will have the details or noticeboard will.

Thank you once again anon.

Anonymous

IN

goLZLs

No.461043

>>461037

chup chamar, free ka paisa mil rha hai toh lele. Don't act like pajeet unkil who by doing "arre nhi nhi bhaisaab paise toh mein hi dunga" "arre bhaisaab pichli baar bhi aapne diya tha" nignoggery end up heckling each other

Anonymous

IN

kWxOPS

No.461069

>>461043

>Don't act like pajeet unkil who by doing "arre nhi nhi bhaisaab paise toh mein hi dunga" "arre bhaisaab pichli baar bhi aapne diya tha" nignoggery end up heckling each other

:osaka_high:

Exactly! Blaady listen to this gentlesir.

Anonymous

IN

kWxOPS

No.461073

>>461037

Yaar did bhajipao reply to you mail? Bolo bolo?:animu_eat:

Anonymous

IN

DRtCpj

No.461081

>>460223

>He gets bullied by white colleagues

Anonymous

IN

Pod4cv

No.461417

>>460223

>He gets bullied by white colleagues

its the opposite

dayuss bullies the firangis

AP

nwIPDg

No.461707

>>461037

Bladeeeey DhoklaChod, install a donashun thang that uses upi/rupay.

Anonymous

IN

8oHPrI

No.462550

>>461707

>DhoklaChod

:satania_laugh_g:

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