The old one hit the bumpu limit or somethang.
the following thread is absolutely fictional
In fact everythang I sayis fictional and sarcastic, yeah!!!
Bros, I just don't get it. laike bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee why are pajeets who are selected, whining so much about non-home state posting? laike bladeee even if they had applied for JEWPSC, the chances are that they too would be posted anywhere in endia unless they cracked IFS/IPS/IAS (and got their fav state cadre).
Those posts have bribemaxxing values but bladeee even then getting home posting is gonna be a gamble. In IFS, one is most likely to be posted at sum African cuntree with uggo women.
In SSC, they will be posted in a state that is not of their choice unless they luck out on a state posting of their choice. That state is gonna remain a permanent one.
laike bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee instead of raping their eyes on that; why can't they ask the bankwas to make a list of postings where the local pyaaris are the most sexxo-able. Laike Dheradun near a pyari si skewl.
lekin naaaaiiiiiiiiiiii
Most of these faggits are going to their local branches to open a savings a/c and bladeee they are getting conflicted informashun.
Most of the managerbas are telling them these thangs simultaneously
>you have till May/June at max
>stoody the fuck out of it for other eggjams so that you can get out now that you have a breathing room of jaab and paise
>go do vande bharat darshannn and sheiz cause you might not get much taime later on in your laife
now this is true for any jaab and particularly any gormint jaab be it jewpsc or spsc or bankwa.
but these blaaadeee foools are falling for it.
Laike don't they have a brain to think thangs out themselves. Laike how are you gonna travel-maxx without paise and how are you gonna travel and enjay these months and stoody at the same taime simultaneously and sheiz?
Laike why and how did these complete retards get the jaab? They should have removed the interview so that only mains could have filtered out these retards.
Laike these retards had done courses online or from Telegram or hell even from YT. What are youtube classes if not welfare coachingwa? Laike, and they have the guts to say
> I took nyo coaching
Laike bladee nyo, you did, even if you had read sum books to clear the eggjams, the books are bladee written format of coaching.
For you to say you had nyo help, you would have to invent the shortcuts yourself or sit for the eggjam without stoodying aythang.
Why in the bladeee hell are they acting so smug?
To top it off naw these pajeets are bladeeee waging their good old status gamei.
I hate them I hate them I hate them
I went with my baap to get a document passed and bladeee fool has nyo connection. Bladee none of my bros even have any insider. When bladeee a majdoor out of a sudden at a fruit juice shop gave us a number of his tailet cleaner dalitoid friend who cleans the tailet of sum baboon and works as a contractual majdoor at the affise. bladee he has more connections than all these hifi people.
Laike he got us in every room without the security bhadwas making a rukus and directly hooked us up with a bladeee chaprasi.
Bladee it would have taken me months to get this thang done ( tho it wuzz all legal and bladee it wuzz the baboons jewing us to delay my jaab getting prospect) but he did 60% of it in a jiffy or sum sheiz.
And my bladeee baap didn't even offer him money.
Laike why ? Why not ask him how much he wants for kharcha pani now that bladeeeeee there are 40% of the work left?
Bladeeee yes he will take that later on but if you had actually talked about paise, he would have done it much more diligently.
Laike I am living in chaos.
There are nyo rules to this dystopian nightmare and bladee all the boom booms pretend as if they know everythang.
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The old one hit the bumpu limit or somethang.
## the following thread is absolutely fictional
In fact everythang I sayis fictional and sarcastic, yeah!!!
Bros, I just don't get it. laike bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee why are pajeets who are selected, whining so much about non-home state posting? laike bladeee even if they had applied for JEWPSC, the chances are that they too would be posted anywhere in endia unless they cracked IFS/IPS/IAS (and got their fav state cadre).
Those posts have bribemaxxing values but bladeee even then getting home posting is gonna be a gamble. In IFS, one is most likely to be posted at sum African cuntree with uggo women.
In SSC, they will be posted in a state that is not of their choice unless they luck out on a state posting of their choice. That state is gonna remain a permanent one.
laike bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee instead of raping their eyes on that; why can't they ask the bankwas to make a list of postings where the local pyaaris are the most sexxo-able. Laike Dheradun near a pyari si skewl.
lekin naaaaiiiiiiiiiiii
Most of these faggits are going to their local branches to open a savings a/c and bladeee they are getting conflicted informashun.
Most of the managerbas are telling them these thangs simultaneously
>you have till May/June at max
>stoody the fuck out of it for other eggjams so that you can get out now that you have a breathing room of jaab and paise
>go do vande bharat darshannn and sheiz cause you might not get much taime later on in your laife
now this is true for any jaab and particularly any gormint jaab be it jewpsc or spsc or bankwa.
but these blaaadeee foools are falling for it.
Laike don't they have a brain to think thangs out themselves. Laike how are you gonna travel-maxx without paise and how are you gonna travel and enjay these months and stoody at the same taime simultaneously and sheiz?
Laike why and how did these complete retards get the jaab? They should have removed the interview so that only mains could have filtered out these retards.
Laike these retards had done courses online or from Telegram or hell even from YT. What are youtube classes if not welfare coachingwa? Laike, and they have the guts to say
> I took nyo coaching
Laike bladee nyo, you did, even if you had read sum books to clear the eggjams, the books are bladee written format of coaching.
For you to say you had nyo help, you would have to invent the shortcuts yourself or sit for the eggjam without stoodying aythang.
Why in the bladeee hell are they acting so smug?
To top it off naw these pajeets are bladeeee waging their good old status gamei.
I hate them I hate them I hate them
I went with my baap to get a document passed and bladeee fool has nyo connection. Bladee none of my bros even have any insider. When bladeee a majdoor out of a sudden at a fruit juice shop gave us a number of his tailet cleaner dalitoid friend who cleans the tailet of sum baboon and works as a contractual majdoor at the affise. bladee he has more connections than all these hifi people.
Laike he got us in every room without the security bhadwas making a rukus and directly hooked us up with a bladeee chaprasi.
Bladee it would have taken me months to get this thang done ( tho it wuzz all legal and bladee it wuzz the baboons jewing us to delay my jaab getting prospect) but he did 60% of it in a jiffy or sum sheiz.
And my bladeee baap didn't even offer him money.
Laike why ? Why not ask him how much he wants for kharcha pani now that bladeeeeee there are 40% of the work left?
Bladeeee yes he will take that later on but if you had actually talked about paise, he would have done it much more diligently.
Laike I am living in chaos.
There are nyo rules to this dystopian nightmare and bladee all the boom booms pretend as if they know everythang.