/gen/ - General

A board for generic day to day discussions on a variety of topics, including blogposting. No NSFW content allowed.

International /int/ board is now open for non IndiNow non Indian posters who are not using vpn or pr...
Happy Holi🌾 Have a safe and fun festival 🌾 ...
Going back to BasicsAs we discussed and shared earlier, I am going bac...
[View Noticeboard]
0/4000

[All][RED]
BharatChan Disclaimer

Notice

Before proceeding, please read and understand the following:

1. BharatChan is a user-generated content platform. The site owners do not claim responsibility for posts made by users.

2. By accessing this website, you acknowledge that content may not be suitable for all audiences.

3. You must follow BharatChan’s community guidelines and rules. Failure to do so may result in a ban.

4. By using BharatChan users agree to the use of cookies, mostly for session related to user.

A poster on BharatChan must abide by the following rules:

Sitewide Rules
You must be 18 or older to post.
Sharing personal details or engaging in doxing is strictly prohibited.
Political discussions should be confined to /pol/.
Off-topic discussions, thread derailment, or spam may result in a ban and IP blacklist.
Pornographic content is strictly prohibited.
Any activity violating local laws is not allowed.
If you are not an Indian, you can only post in /int/. Or create and account and ask for approval to post in other boards.
Acknowledge

Recent Posts

Image Storage

View

/Daily-Totli-Posting/

View

PSYOP MEGATHREAD

View

Has anyone tried for IB here anons?

View

Hello where is hacking discord server of bhach

View

Southies explain yourselves

View

First draft

View

Comfy Cult

View

MY DREAM INDIA (P8)

View

/DP/-Daily Progress General

View

/dep/ - depression general

View

Got banned for the third time

View

LEMME WATCH DHURANDHAR

View

/vent/

View

/DSG/ - Daily Steppe General

View

ALERT

View

I have given up on finding love or finding a relat...

View

How would a pajeet like me can make a gf?

View

View

View

5000

View

Imma crashout

View

/nsg/ - NatSoc General

View

View

/DAILY-TOTLI-POSTING/

View

MY DREAM INDIA (P7)

View

MY DREAM INDIA (P2)

View

MY DREAM INDIA (P1)

View

MY DREAM INDIA (P3)

View

MY DREAM INDIA (P4)

View

MY DREAM INDIA (P5)

View

MY DREAM INDIA (P6)

View

Mid aah Posts

View

Controlling Phone Screentime

View

/geopolitics/- diplomacy, espionage, etc

View

Life in jeetland fucking sucks

View

View

View

Kya bolu

View

Anonymous

View

Gaav ka pyaar

View

My life is sucking fucks

View

Why Indian man are so pathetic?

View

/jaggu/

View

View

my life fucking sucks

View

GORApokara making fun of BJP hindus who worship co...

View

please help me out

View

Got brvtally rejected

View

Longform Youtube Videos thread

View

/Daily-Totli-Posting/

GA

2+ZdhD

No.5193

Bros, the recent guralawyer ananma thread

https://bharatchan.com/board/b/thread/523256#post-523256

raised a nice point in my head.

In a world incentivizing cuckery and castrated behaviours how do I hide from the powers that be and covertly practice my aggression and get thangs that I want bladee?

How do I deal with peers who hasn't realised the lingam of the powers that be that can destroy their career prospects if they are too overt in what you speak out ? The ones trying to be the top dog of the batch are doing it as a form of an arms-race of who can be more edgy and daring. I can feel it.

Do I skip such battles and stay aloof


-making frens with everyone in a sense while not participating in senseless battles?

Yeah this could be the answer to it all.

I guess I do not seggsually like the randis that are gonna be posted with me. They are all hags but I guess I could rape them owar a bit, idk bros.

They are constantly staring and are gonna pick it up if I don't rape anyone there. But if I do rape them, i might face consequences.

If I don't rape them tho, I might feel jelly and it might show up on my face which might give them fodder.

Well bros, I shall do what I do best. I will just post random thangs here and eventually figure stuffs out.

maybe I will just give more eggjams to get out of here and none of it will even matter in the end.

GA

2+ZdhD

No.5194

>>5193(OP)

how can I almost forgor the integral thangs of the thread--my waives?

GA

2+ZdhD

No.5195

>>5194

Anonymous

IN

3ilcJZ

No.5196

>>5195

yaar yui anon, kab tak is pyaari ke saath apne sapne sajayega

Anonymous

IN

mrpXir

No.5197

>>5195

her @ ?

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5198

>>5196

jab hain Totli

Tab tak hain sexxos wali pyaar

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5199

>>5197

Totli

Anonymous

IN

GGdnU6

No.5205

>>5193(OP)

Make no friends or enemies at workplace because they will still talk shit behind your back regardless of your relationship with them. So it doesn't really matter if they are your friends or foes. Just do your workwa and interact with them only on need-to basis. Be slightly friendly with them but never tell them your feelings or secrets. Also, don't tell them your dukh-dard or even khushi. They will make fun of your dukh-dard when you are not around, and will get jealous of your khushi if you tell them that something great happened in your life. If two colleagues are fighting, never intervene as a mediator. When the aafice employees are discussing politics, tell them "Dono parties ki maa ki choot bhenchhood. Mai to vote hi nahi deta blaady." First, they ALL will get mad at you, but in the long run this will ensure that they will never ask you about your political opinions ever again and it helps you maintain your neutral stance.

Anonymous

IN

GGdnU6

No.5206

>>5194

kek

>>5195

Basant pyaari :tomo_look::kot_rose:

>>5197

@pyaari_totli

>>5199

:osaka_cri:

Anonymous

IN

mrpXir

No.5208

>>5199

We kidnap them and then you get to pregnant the totli and I get to pregnant the totli's maa and make a baby totli with her and we cuck the totli's baap :rofl:

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5214

>>5208

yaar I actually liked her baap but oh well his taime has come. Be gentle while killuing that faggit ananma

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5217

>>5205

themku ananma. I am ackshually trying that thang out but the thang is, this is lundia and I will need to make relashuns with pepo to get thangs done.

I guess being aloof will help me get that by a bit.

It's just that the better part of the probation period is wasted in training which these retards love so bladee much.

Laike blaadee they just want an extension of skewl where they had to do nyo work and they want to get paid extra for that which is what they are blaadeee will get.

This brings me with constant proximity with these faggits.

From what I heard,in bankwas I will be spending the better part of my laife just sitting in the branch doing naffing.

I guess I will try to get in SBI and learn what dhandos are viable and maybe shift toi dhandho maxxing if I ever see an opportunity. idk yaar.

I just truly hate the normoids

Anonymous

IN

5h+iIQ

No.5230

>>5217

Right yaar. Connectionmaxxing is important. But don't ever let people manipulate you. Gobarandis love to do it. Liek "Oooh, saar. Ye kaam thoda mushkil hai. Aap kar do na~" and stuff.

>It's just that the better part of the probation period is wasted in training which these retards love so bladee much.

Brootal. Just try to get by since you're still being paid for it.

>From what I heard,in bankwas I will be spending the better part of my laife just sitting in the branch doing naffing.

Might be true for most public sector bankwas yaar but my friend who is in HDFC is always crying about how he is made to sit till 9:00 PM sometimes for work. (Deputy Legal Manager role).

>I guess I will try to get in SBI and learn what dhandos are viable and maybe shift toi dhandho maxxing if I ever see an opportunity.

Naisu naisu. Humko bhi kuch tips and tricks dena dhandhomaxxing ke liye yaara.

Anonymous

IN

I8WCF4

No.5231

Totli became a sarkari teacher :kagura_surprised:

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5234

>>5231

we could have saved lundia if only she wuzz cloned and marriaged to us producing so many babies lekin naiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5236

>>5230

>he is made to sit till 9:00 PM

yes ananma they have worse timings than us. It is a reason why I don't want to prepp for SBI. Bladeee they have long hours too laike 8 PM.

But then again, I see pajeets who cleared my eggjam and are constantly talking sheit about sbi while at the same taime want to be merged with SBI. Bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee what is going on? Are they so retarded that they can't put 2 and 2 together to make bladee 4?

laike bladeee yeah you don't want their wlb bladee you want to be merged with them and thimk somehow you are gonna be saved from that wlb.

laike how? what nasha are they doing?

And bladeee I am talking about all the bankwa fags wanting a merger with sbi and every bladee week they come with some hopefuel neuj about getting merged with SBI. I just don't get it what the bladee hell is going on? Are they raping me with their psyop?

RRB fags now claim to be workers of their sponsor bank. I had nyo idea that it wuzz a thang blaadee

Anonymous

IN

sD7weO

No.5239

>>5234

Mugi hai to mumkin hai

>>5236

Brootal. Maybe they just want a merger for the SBI tagwa yaar. They can get mota dahej by saying, hai hai.. our beta works for sbi and stuff.

Anonymous

IN

EpKjsd

No.5288

:osaka_dominance:

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5300

>>5288

yaaar ananma , I really wanted to transplant that cylinderwa with my body and face when she wuzz patting it.

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5301

aryatroon ananma if you are reading this, give me that song of yours to use in an edit. I have lost the link to the previous thread yaar

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5303

Taihe taihe!!! Bros, it is a Totli emergency!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Totli is now in 12th bipartite settlement. Bladeee only an year left and all shall be gone.

Why Allah? Why doth thy punish us with thee BDLingam?

Why not keep her pure and innocent for eternity? Why shall she pass to jeetahood bros?

I saw a bladee uggloid katbulle with his 23 year old hag waife bladeee. the guy married her at her prime and popped in 5 kids and now she is old and fat. Bladeeee Why do they get to do that? That is icky and eww, laike seriously

Anonymous

IN

5B5OzK

No.5306

>>5300

kekk

>>5303

another banger edit by yubhai :osaka_cri:

>Why Allah? Why doth thy punish us with thee BDLingam? Why not keep her pure and innocent for eternity? Why shall she pass to jeetahood bros?

circle of laife yaar... But i am hopefuel that she will stay like this...

>I saw a bladee uggloid katbulle with his 23 year old hag waife bladeee. the guy married her at her prime and popped in 5 kids and now she is old and fat. Bladeeee Why do they get to do that? That is icky and eww, laike seriously

they blaady behave like condoms will give them lingum cancer

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5309

>>5306

>circle of laife yaar... But i am hopefuel that she will stay like this...

aise hopes mat do aananma. I wish she remains thesame but I have seen too much yaar. I bear witness to too much brootalitdas.

pajeet baaps will never take the bhosadpill of the kallej laife.

They themselves have done and gone through the same brootalida but age has raped them of their memories and now they want to conform.

In one of her Bhlogs back when she was in her 10th bipartite settlement wala exam, she wuzz stoodying at naite along with her baap who was trying to pass sum certification for his builder dhando thang.

I trooly will miss those kino thangs yaar.

I will trooly miss her when the N!ggerworld takes her innocence away from me bladeee.

I still remember that 1st bhlog I had watched of her

>her house getting painted

>all of them cramming in one single room with all the stuff

>her myeam cooking somethang in a stove in that same room

>her eating that daalslop pahadan dish and being habby with small thangs

soonthis n!ggerworld shall increase her apetite and make her into a R-word mainstream jeeta. They can't do this to her, bros.

They simply cannot touch ....her....nyoooooo

Anonymous

IN

ZKsd0e

No.5321

>>5309

On the bright side, her maa is sanskari and she had a good upbringing. I'm sure she'd not change much :cloud_moji_chota-go.png:

Anonymous

IN

ZKsd0e

No.5322

>>5321

Although her nose has started to look like her uggoish mom...

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5325

>>5322

aise mat bolo yaar :animu_sad: :pepe_sad_urf:

tbh she does look like her myeam when in dhoop. She looks really pyaari si chummiable totli when inside a room with shade.

laike @0.27 she sticks out her tongue and I just want to lick her tongue and kissu her lips bladeee. Why is allah punishing us laike this?

MP

2+ZdhD

No.5326

ugghooooo, mere lingam ko Grannoid chahiye unke juices se lubed up karna mangta mereko apne BDL ko

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Anonymous

IN

Gr9kxo

No.5332

>>5325

allah is blaady cruel:shoot_g:

>>5326

:rofl:

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5333

>>5332

ananma wu song ka name batao that you had posted in the last thread that you wanted an edit of

that plywood wala piano pyaari in black and white cinemma wali song

MP

qluzC1

No.5334

>>5333

Tu pyaar ka saagar hai

Anonymous

IN

ZGfS51

No.5335

>>5334

Haan par jo picrel hai, uski boond ke pyase sirf muslim hai :kek:

Anonymous

ARYA

ZGfS51

No.5336

>>5333

Tu pyar ka sagar hai, yaar yui if you make it, it will be so kino, I would be able to blaady stoodymax harder.

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5364

>>5334

>>5336

i will make it ananma but keep on grinding anyways.

Anonymous

ARYA

ZGfS51

No.5365

>>5364

Appreciate it anonwa.

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5367

Ananma, I do not know where the internet people of pajeetopia live in. They must be living in lala land thimking that the sarkar adopting le technology is gonna curb corruption and improve the ease of doing business. When in reality all it does is it creates a funnel for the gormint to make shitty web portals and apps by contracting out to their own kin and loot more money.

I was telling the same thang an year ago and now i see it playing out irl.

People haven't reaslised how hard these techs had made the laife of a jeet. They bladee made it mandatory to use and install these glowie apps just to have a loicence to breathe.

So for instance back in the day if you needed something done, you would just pay an agent and if he defaults you simply would go to another and this specific knowledge would in turn be relevant for a decade. People would never spill such knowledge to other faggits for free.

Now there are countless humiliation rituals you would need to do on their web portal that hardly ever works and their contracted agent running cyber cafes knows the trick of how to do it.

As a result, most people won't be aware of which thangs online to do through those cyber cafe agents and which to do it by themselves so they go to random cyber cafes for the most rudimentary thangs.

Now after these steps you would need to do the back in the day office visits. Thus increasing the number of steps for the same thang.

What habbened even more is that now they have installed cctv cameras in all offices without creating a proper anti corruption cell. So they cannot take your money directly from you and must use more agents hence increasing the bribe amount.

Moreover earlier one could just straight away offer a bribe now one cannot in certain places.

Anonymous

ARYA

ZGfS51

No.5368

>>5367

It's unfortunate that I know how true this is, and it is unfortunate that elder goverment employees probably suffer from this as well. I pity how these decision were taken with no consideration of its consequences.

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5369

>>5367

I talked with my eldest bhadwa bro the other day. It wuzz about myeam's leg ulcer . It still hasn't healed completely.

We need to consult some more daacsaab but my baap just uses his usual delaying tactics while larping as being serious. My myeam still tries to shove it off as nuffing to mend ties within the family and my bhadwa bro, who this taime was sober, gave me the same lecture he gave 6 months ago.

It is all so tiresome bros.

I thought that the bank will give health insurance for my myeam but it won't cause we pay taxes. Not a lot of people are bothered by it simply cause despite them wearing fancy clothes, they aren't even taxpayers prior to joining in other words gwareebs.

So I am left once again to the mercy of my bhadwa bro and my baap cause I still haven't received my salary which will take taime.

And by the taime I do get my salary, i might not be able to get a leave of absence or sum sheit to take her to daacsaabs.

My baap would be eligible for insurance through his own service too but it was only today that I had realised that the reason he didn't renew his own policy covering my myeam is cause bladee he wants my myeam to die and this is the best way to killu her amidst all this confusion.

My bro just said that he wants no part of it and started shouting when I started talking about daacsaabs.

When I brought up the same conversation with my baap, he bladeeeeeeee started to blame me for yelling at him 17 years ago.

I have nyo power.

Heendus should be exterminated like cockroaches.

Idk bros how can people have fun when their own house is burning. Maybe our ancestors only cared about themselves and didn't fall for the meme i.e. family.

All they cared about is themselves. The family just habbened to be there.

Just as the jews introduces randi rights to break the vamily structure, jeets moved on from being men to simps.

Nothing can be done about it.......

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5370

>>5368

ananma, you really should stay off this site till your eggjam. My threads will make you sad. You already have your battles to fighto and win.

Anonymous

ARYA

j71Afc

No.5371

>>5370

>My threads will make you sad. You already have your battles to fighto and win.

I agree. Not with this part.

Your thread in gen helps me realise that you have struggles but you made it among all of that. We can only move forward anon, that is what an arya does. I should take it off this site because when I get invested in the interesting stuff, it takes away time i could have used in studying.

Studying is brootal, rapetetive, it's boring and to make it worse it is obnoxious. I mean synonyms in this age? That too such a wide syllabus? All of that for what, 10 confirmed marks our of 200? So I take my breaks and I visit bhach to refresh my mind. But sometimes I mindlessly scroll and see an interesting thread and I end up engaging with it for an hour or two.

I am fooling myself in a way to be honest. Thus i shouldn't betray my own decision. Yes your story makes me feel baad yaar, because I honestly wish you had it better. I still continue to read them because mine are not are that perfect either. Thus they are easy to relate to.

Thus I find some joy knowing some other anon on other part of nation is doing his best, and I am not the only one actually struggling this way, and continuing to move forward through all of these challenges. We continue to keep moving.

I should take a break of this site and push myself to do my utter best, and continue to do so at all cost till I absolutely crack it. That way this time i can say I gave it my all even if I don't make it. All things said I know how honestly tough it must be. I too have been in a situation like this.

However know this, things are getting better Yui. You got the job, you will get the money, deal with it with patience and some degree of stoicism. You already have those equalities within you to be quite honest. If you didn't you wouldn't have survived and come this far.

Yes I too have my own battles to fight, this meme jam will be more than BROOTAL, since this is my last attempt to it at this point, and if i fail it then that is pretty much it to be honest. However if I don't, I guess life goes on as it did. It could be a lot worse, i could have had this thought a week before exam.

With that being said you are right to tell me to take time and stay off this site. I am building this habit and like a crocodile the exam is slowly and surely encroaching towards me. Somewhere I am just pretending that is not the case and that shit is not ok. I need to hold myself a little bit more accountable.

I will do better, my best from this point onwards. Push myself day to night and suffer untill final date is released. Try to not be disappointed id I don't make it. But know that I would be giving my best. In the meanwhile, even if I am not here, do know that I appreciate your threads yaar, and it makes me happy if ever help in anyway.

With that being said, you have already pulled yourself forward from prior setbacks. I am sure you are more than capable of dealing with this to best of your ability to, even if it seems extremely overwhelming to a man who feels responsible for his household and well being of people in it, specially a sensitive man among many who are unfeeling.

Continue to do your best yui

I will continue to do my best too.

Tatakae.

Let's see each other once meme jam is over. Boleh to bidoo, tension nako lena aur ekdam mast rehna. I'll be back, aur boleh toh jab apun return site kholega tum apun ke liye pyaar ka sagar edit mast ready rakhna : D

Anonymous

ROJR

9aD7zF

No.5372

>>5371

which exam are you preparing for ananwa ?

Anonymous

IN

nAhzdB

No.5375

>>5367

>Even though you cropped the bideo, the bhadva bhai still managed to cuck us with his thobda.

Yaar we should start using those JAV lingam mosaic censors to hide his face.

Anonymous

IN

WsOb//

No.5376

>>5367

Furthermore, those bhadva sarkari apps/websites don't even run properly.

When you try to email them for support, you get a reply instantly from daemonmail telling you your emai was undelivered because the addressee's inbox is full.

I hate these bhadvaas soooooo much.

Anonymous

IN

flcaGC

No.5377

>>5369

>And by the taime I do get my salary, i might not be able to get a leave of absence or sum sheit to take her to daacsaabs.

Yaar just take your mother to daaktarsaab without leave approval. Apply for leave on medical grounds and just go AWOl even if they don't blaady approve it. At most, they'll deduct your salary for the days you are absent. They don't fire you for such minor discrepancies unless you do it very often.

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5400

>>5371

>since this is my last attempt to it at this point, and if i fail it then that is pretty much it to be honest

Nyo ananwa, all I meant was to give it your best. Do not put too much pressure on yourself. Just keep grinding,. Luck plays a lot of role in laife specially in pajeetopia.

I would like to tell you what an anan told me in dot moe back then

>do your best and if it doesn't end up in success do not bladeee put your self worth in it

If it doesn't habben, you will still earn cash money somehow either through a jaab or somethang.

Bladeee if it fails go for a jaab and then doors will open for dhandos.

That is basically how I will be treating this jaab cause privatization can habben and that is a good thang. I will interact with dfhandos and try to deduce how they work so if it comes to it I can blaadee shift.

I guess same rule would apply if I had failed peko and started doing whatever jaab I could get hold of.

Bladeee it is all a gamble that these boomers forced us with. Even if we had chosen our own path, it would have been a gamble.

Bladeeeeeee we shall all make it somehow. If not a gormint jaab then through somethang else. even if we end up doing some low paying jaab, we would still be able to make somethang in the long term. We bladeee are smarter than the average faggit.

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5401

>>5375

> we should start using those JAV lingam mosaic censors

naice idea ananma, will try nexto taime

>>5377

>Yaar just take your mother to daaktarsaab without leave approval

yes ananma that seems to be the only way. Themks yaars.

My baap finally realised what I was bladee saying the other day. my myeam has developed a boil near that wound and the dresser today cleaned it up and bladeee the wound still hasn't healed properly so now he tested her sugar and it is pre diabetic levels so now he looped back to the sugar diagnosis. bladeeee he is an okay dresser but we bladee need daacsaabs to accurately diagnose the prablem lekin naaaai.

So now that bladeee talked to him about it and he concurred

>yes sirs consult this bladeee medicine daacsaab there

bladeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! Now in a sane world, I would be able to bring up the logistics of booking that daacsaabs and planning other subsequent daacsaab visits on the same day caus emy myeam won't be able to travel too much. But naaiiii then ego isues are gonna come. let's see yaar.

It's all so tiresome.

Anonymous

IN

FwiBz0

No.5413

>>5401

damn yaar. that sounds painful

hope your mom gets well soon

Anonymous

IN

FwiBz0

No.5414

>>5401

how long is your training and stuff btw?

maza aara hai yaara?bataobatao:animu_eat:

Anonymous

IN

S0aajI

No.5416

new totlikino short dropped but her bhadva bhai is still in the bideo...

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5493

>>5416

is that pyaari si gau from a bcak in da day bideo of hers?

>>5414

I won't sya it now yaar otherwise I might dox myself.

I have to keep the taimelaine canfusing so as not to dox myself yaar. there are so many thangs that I bladee want to say but can't bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5494

>>5493

da bladeee hell yaar, I just wrote a long ass essay and decided to dalit it all since more thangs i talk about, more I would dox myself. I hate it I hate it I hate it.

I bladee hate not being able to talk freely with my bros.

Why the bladee hell do I have real laife prablems? I was faine by me, as a neet. Bladeeee all my problems could be solved by my own hands but now? Bladee I have to be naice to people irl. I hate it i hate it I hate it.

Anonymous

IN

kwss8M

No.5495

>>5493

Nyoo yaar. The gau pyaari was posted by Dayuss.

>I won't sya it now yaar otherwise I might dox myself. I have to keep the taimelaine canfusing so as not to dox myself yaar. there are so many thangs that I bladee want to say but can't

Brootal but understandable yaar.

>>5494

You can tell fictionalized versions of whatever habbened if you want to :osaka_yureka:

Anonymous

IN

IpzzFH

No.5507

She got omni vanned on her own scooterwa:osaka_cri:

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5531

>>5507

Tai he Tai he, anan, i am pretty sure she reads our threads. This reel is her trying to tell us subliminally or sum sheit to go ahead on that omni vanmaxxing with her.

let's do it yaaron. You take care of the legal papers while I will try to browse the used markits on that omni vanwa.

We are so gonna maek it bros!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5532

I am in a dilemma bros. I think that if I want to, I can categorize all my batchmates in an exel sheet or sum sheit based on their personalities. I can make sum flowchart.

I canm also make one for the organizashun (honchos or sum sheiz).

This way, I will make an algorithm or somethang TCS workers talk about and get to exploit and uje them for my advantage.

On the other hand I can stoody for SBI Po or other scale 2 eggjams on the side. I cannot do both simultaneously however.

Idk what should be my first priority. I have to play my hand and I would need to play my hand soon.

Let's see yaar

Anonymous

IN

hpJiiv

No.5533

>>5531

chalo chalooo:animu_music_g:

>>5532

aren't you a PO already yaar or did you clear some other eggjam?

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5534

>>5532

My gut pheeling was absolutely right bros. nyo matter how much the normies try to cozy up to you, never let them. Always keep them at a distance and only let them close while raping their asses.

Bladeee a few months ago, I found the mothers of my frens and my frens crying or being to distant with me. I knew that it wuzz cause i got a jaab which they heard from sum 3rd party source.

At first I didn't want to let anyone know so as not to make it such a big issue out of it. I was doing it for their benefit. i was trying to save them from the boomers who would start their humiliation ritual on them.

But bladeee hell i wuzzz right. they bladeeee hated me for being the frog, peko who climbed out of the metaphorical dehat.

Bladeee i went to have sum golgappe or sum sheiz and met with that fren, his myeam and his distant cousin or sum sheiz, They wuzz there too.

>ananma, you got a jaab right?

>it is so good for you

>i have been trying to ask your fren to do the same by meme celling but nyoo

<yes anuty, but it is faine

I tried to be humble so as to diffuse the inevitable.

<it wuzz a gamble and it is good that they bladeee shifted to majdoor maxxing

<they will make somethang out of it

bladeee whore nodded and then whispered somethang to his son's ears and left crying.

i could see tears flowing down that rand's eyelids. His son wuzz doing somethang similar

>ananma, meet me in half an hour to smoke and shiez

he and his lot have been pestering me to go out

Bladee fag just left with his cousin standing

Bladeee fag of a cousing wuzz trying to eye me the entire taime with an angry vibe.

Bladeee whores, all of them I tell you.

Laike bladeeeeeee, it is better to be arrogant with these chamars instead of treated them with nuance. Cause they bladeee don't understand the concept of being humble and 99% of the taime they thimk that I am mocking them. bladee pajeets.

I even called that fag later on to go out for a smoke. That whore still hasn't called back. Fuck that guy. Fuck all normies. laife has always been a bladee nignogging campitetion and we are forced down this shiethole of a path just for the ego of these normies. In such a twisted fag of a world there is nathing that can be done other than artifically creating your own ego and larping as a normie while raping their asses.

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5535

>>5533

I am a PO yaar but SBI pays 10k more. They also have more allowances. The downsides being the working hours.

Fast-track promoshuns habbens here through eggjams. Same for forexwa or other departmental postingwa. Idk about these cause i haven't looked much into it. But from the looks of it, I will have to bladeeeeeee sit for eggjams for the rest of my bladee laife naw.

Let's see yaar.

It is either eggjam/sifarish-maxxing or me trying to jew data on local dhandos and going more independent i.e. I look at viable dhandos and if I can, I would move out and replicate sum jewish dhando myself.

Or it would help me if in the worst case scenario, they privatize the bankwas, I would be safe.

idk yaar, all I want to do now is to get an omni and kidnap totli.

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5536

Bros, it is only when I am trooly sad, I used to be able to focus on fainer prablems in laife. Why the bladee hell is sadness raping me periodically for a few hours? Why nat days, weeks or even manths?

I miss her bros

Anonymous

IN

hpJiiv

No.5539

>>5535

I see. That makes sense yaar. Hope you crack SBI eggjam as well:animu_casual_dance_g:

>>5536

soon sadness will not be reipuing you at all :animu_thumbps_up:

why stay sad when you can enjoy yaara

Anonymous

IN

hpJiiv

No.5540

>>5534

wat da hell yaar

this post showed up late for me

Anonymous

IN

hpJiiv

No.5541

>>5534

Yaar no one besides your own parents or your siblings (not even counting their randi wives/husbands) want you to be successful in this world.

At night, after wagecelling when I am reading, my "best" phrend won't let me study in peace and would keep calling me even when I tell him that I am studying.

>arrey bhai kya karega itna padhke. Itna bada hoke bhi pad hi raha hai. Aaja CS khelte hain

blaady that's not how it works for me

Anonymous

ROJR

uojE/D

No.5545

>>5193(OP)

how do i even compete yui anan , i am tired . bloody , the competition is so bloody high that it feels like i shouldn't even try yaar . Apun sudoku commit kar lega yaar . This exam infact every gobirmint meme exam is luck based now . Even after reaching this stage i thought maybe finally i will reach atleast 90 percentile but nyoo , look at my bloody percentile and rank, bloody there are only 200 seats , its owardi daaa . Rona aarela hai apun ko

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5572

>>5539

idk yaar, sadness is kinda good. It keeps me saved from getting too hopefuel and long term rapes.

>>5541

>Yaar no one besides your own parents or your siblings (not even counting their randi wives/husbands) want you to be successful in this world

Trve desu, bladeee faggits now want party. Laike I am out here managing so many battles while they literally want hifi daaru.

Laike it would have been better if I just pay them cash money and call it a day lekin naaaaiiiiiiiii, inko normalwa botal nai pasand. bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeee they want hifi botal and I will have to drinku with them. Why bladee? Only my bros here anlaine wuzz with me while they wuzz busy slowing me down. I hate it I hate it I hate it.

>my "best" phrend won't let me study in peace and would keep calling me even when I tell him that I am studying

normies will bladee try to slow you down.

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5573

>>5545

>bloody there are only 200 seats

which eggjam yaar? 88.6 is a good percentile yaar. Don't become too demoralized ananwa.

27.5 in english is 90 percentile ? Is it RBI assitant from maharastra? I didn't check the exam pattern of it yaar. If that is the case then

You are sitting for clerk mocks by the looks of it.

So you have lots of attempts left yaar. Focus on the PO eggjams too yaar. Even my percentiles wuzz bad. Luck matters a lot as you have said.

You literally have a lot of attempts left, don't give up hope yaar. You are bladeee at the paint where you will get a jaab with a few more months of work.

Even my percentiles wuzzn't consistent.

Anonymous

IN

VHVrBr

No.5577

>>5572

>sadness is kinda good. It keeps me saved from getting too hopefuel and long term rapes.

You can watch some dukhi-dukhi sad animu to simulate that feeling yaar.

>Only my bros here anlaine wuzz with me while they wuzz busy slowing me down

Koi na yaara

Kisi din humlog bhi drinku karenge :animu_beer:

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5594

>>5577

>You can watch some dukhi-dukhi sad animu to simulate that feeling yaar

can't yaar, I need to get my room and house in order and take my myeam for treatment. They might post me in sum dehat 1 lakh km away from my home. I thot I would be able to stoody bladeeeee. All of this work could have been avoided if totli wuzz marriaged to me. She could have done my chores lekin naaai

>Kisi din humlog bhi drinku karenge

soda soda

MP

qluzC1

No.5595

>>5594

sanskaari totli my beloved

>soda soda

nimbu soda ya jeera soda :kek:

Anonymous

IN

iUggtq

No.5596

Totli will marry a chad

(Text Content Sanitized Too.)

MP

qluzC1

No.5597

>>5596

yes and the name of that chad is K#& (me)

Anonymous

IN

P9Dvbv

No.5598

>>5594

Hope your myeam gets well soon yaar.

>All of this work could have been avoided if totli wuzz marriaged to me. She could have done my chores lekin naaai

:osaka_cri:

>>5596

i see why you are banned

Anonymous

IN

Cm5LkX

No.5599

thinly veiled pedo posting

Anonymous

IN

snvaXU

No.5604

>>5599

>navhijda fell for it

Anonymous

IN

Cm5LkX

No.5605

>>5604

wdym by fell for it

don't you have any manners on how to talk to people

what is hijda and all that

Anonymous

IN

snvaXU

No.5607

>>5605

sorry sir

US

i8gIw5

No.5608

>>5605

we're all hizrus ere m8

Anonymous

IN

84xnC7

No.5620

Happy new financial year pyaaron!

May totli bless us all with good phhortunes :osaka_rat_ears:

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5624

>>5620

nyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ananma, Totli's id got banned bladeeeee.

i thot I would stay on my beddo and killu exhaustion of having to deal with faggits all day and then rest with totli. But where bladeee is she? All there is left of her is her jewtube and facebookei and its week old posts, bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

why are they doing this to us?

AP

2+ZdhD

No.5625

>>5595

>nimbu soda ya jeera soda

annma, bring bothei. I will bring the desi daaru and chimkin, yeah

Anonymous

IN

qnOXOl

No.5626

>>5624

That's like her 3rd banned ID yaawr.

She'll just come with a new one in nyooo time (hoepfuelly).

Her yt is still there, which is a good thing.

I blame the mullas for this.

Anonymous

IN

qnOXOl

No.5627

>>5625

Nyooooo

What happened to yui yaar? Why is she in Dharavi? :osaka_cri:

Anonymous

IN

VXfKel

No.5632

I'm sad that the reel that introduced me to totli is no more. Fuck you mullas of insta.

Anonymous

IN

hf9sAz

No.5638

BLAADY I AM NOT IMAGINING THINGS!

MULLAS REALLY ARE AFTER HER!

Anonymous

IN

hf9sAz

No.5639

I am not schizoing. I am nyooticing a pattern bhenchhhoss what da phukk. Ramzan hai to khana na khayen?:osaka_darkside:

Anonymous

IN

hf9sAz

No.5640

Since she is a devout hindu and doesn't shy away from uploading reels of her in templewaas and heendu religious sites, i suspect some shararti tatvas of this soyciety keep mass reporting her page leading to frequent bans :osaka_sleep:

Active Users in /gen/: N/A