>crust just chilling

>suddenly volcanoes start stretching their legs >yellowstone? moving

>italy’s campi flegrei? rumbling

>iceland? boiling

timing a bunch of dormant supervolcanoes showing signs of activity again: https://www.sciencefocus.com/planet-earth/earths-supervolcanoes-are-waking-up-heres-what-that-means-for-the-planet/

>ok but what if one pops?

>do we get ice age?

turns out, nasa says no kekw: https://www.nasa.gov/earth/can-volcanic-super-eruptions-lead-to-major-cooling-study-suggests-no/

>real whitepill: supervolcanoes don’t guarantee extinction

>real blackpill: it just makes everything miserable for years